cupcakes and mistakes
…and the pay just keeps going down…

…Satan took away $150/mo and now a writing gig went from a base of at least $200/mo to $30…I’m not a math whiz but I think this means I’m fucked way beyond belief right now…Dear laptop, if there was ever a time where I needed you to not fuck up…this would be it. Plus I have to figure out this Medi-Cal paperwork because I need my free pillz, and also a phone plan that won’t be too much. I only need a phone to make sure my mom and shit is okay, ugh…why can’t they have internet? Just when I’m like, well this and this might be fucked but at least this is semi-okay - life is like, OH NO, you don’t get to be comfortable with ANYTHING Kendra…Can I start a Kickstarter for life? Now to add to it…Satan just called to tell me to come in and teach a girl what I do…does that mean I’m fired soon?

Plans to leave the house…

…cancels all plans when the news has not 1, but 2 reports of lightning striking during these random summer showers, and killing one. Another reason I like sunny days, no lightning!

my sentiments exactly…

my sentiments exactly…

tried to be a grown up and build credit…

…got denied a credit card, so me monies i have is all the monies i can spend…yay…i get why you don’t want to give poor people credit cards, but shit, we’re the ones who need the assistance most. i really need a new fucking laptop since that’s the only way i can make a living seeing as i’m some sort of special and can’t manage to crack the code of getting a real job outside the home.

breatheonmyneck:

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ICANTBREATHE

…britney…stop…

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

i. can’t. stop. laughing.

flo-prato:

OITNB doesn’t have the “previously on…” because they know you watched the whole season in one day

fandomania:

This entry is part 28 of 27 in the series Fandomanual
It seems like when all those superhero movies started to come out, everyone and their mom became self-professed “comic nerds.” I was like, okay — were you reading before then? It’s okay if you weren’t and it’s okay if you were, but I didn’t get into them before or after so when it came time…
(Continue reading Fandomanual: Comic Books – Heading to the Strip at Fandomania)

How am I always late posting and reblogging these…my take on comics…

fandomania:

This entry is part 28 of 27 in the series Fandomanual

It seems like when all those superhero movies started to come out, everyone and their mom became self-professed “comic nerds.” I was like, okay — were you reading before then? It’s okay if you weren’t and it’s okay if you were, but I didn’t get into them before or after so when it came time…

(Continue reading Fandomanual: Comic Books – Heading to the Strip at Fandomania)

How am I always late posting and reblogging these…my take on comics…

shitshilarious:

booboo keys

funny muffler!

shitshilarious:

booboo keys

funny muffler!

god grandma…

…thanks for making me feel like shit about my impending trip to therapy…which i found out the clinic does offer twice a week…so we’ll see when i get to that. anyways…my grandma is at high risk for yet another stroke and she’s depressed and actually in therapy because all of her friends and family are dying - and on top of all that she feels like a huge burden on everyone. now i have to call her tomorrow and i can’t…i’m horrible with real emotions that aren’t written or typed down. if you think i’m a mess when i’m writing, you should hear when i try and talk and am about to cry…

It seems that way. I am too much for some, not enough for others, agitating to most.

It seems that way. I am too much for some, not enough for others, agitating to most.

When you’re expected to make every single thing and person your #1 priority, but no one can seem to find space to make you theirs. No, it’s cool…don’t answer that email that would’ve made my life easier…go ahead and wait until Friday when the info is fucking irrelevant…