John Krasinski + Katy Perry + wigger mentality + 90’s jams = me fangirling all over the living room at 1am
taking notes the entire golden globes to summarize them like i did one of those presidential debates…because it’s down right ANNOYING for people who follow you to have to see a million and one tweets about something they don’t give a shit about…BUT i had to share how drop dead delicious john krasinski looked…emily blunt, i will cut you like a fish…only not really because you’re fucking precious too…
i will now hush up…and not bother anyone about with my commentary until the globes are over…
Day 13- 10 celebrity crushes…
Off the top of my head and the top of my hormones…and why…
10. James Dean: was able to make a lasting impression with very little time…
9. Adam Brody: seth cohen <3
8. Hayden Christiansen: those eyes in life as a house…
7. Channing Tatum: i like that he might not be able to read…
6. John Krasinski: his height…i love a huge boy…
5. Patrick Fugit: so normal he’s perfect…
4. Adam Lazzarra: even fat, i want him…
3. Olivia Wilde: her eyes make my heart dance…
2. Gale Harold: brian kinney, take me…
1. Nick Carter: always and forever…
The worst choice you can make is no choice at all.
i hate you emily blunt. you’re so plain jane beautiful. god, now i want to write a song about her and just call it “plain jane beauty queen” …and you have john krasinski? luckiest gal in all the land i tell you!

